Here are our top 5 camping survival tips ofthe month:
1 - In the event of a mountain lion encounter, pre-select which one of your companions you’re most likely to sacrifice first (we suggest the one who complains the most is the best candidate for this important role).
2 - Just like Vegas, what happens in the tent stays in the tent.
3 - Whatever you do, don't forget the essentials: a
corkscrew, reliable cooler, roll of toilet paper and obviously loads of biltong. 4 - Baby moccasins are the worst because they can’t control the amount of venom when they bite, whereas their parents are far more considerate. 5 - John Denver was, and will always be, the master of mountain music.